A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
It is today what interracial marriage was 50+yrs ago
look at how that turned out guys
there is a light
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there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
lol I wish this would happen in ALL of my classes
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sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
^^^^^ This just……This
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: bachlobster)
first post in forever but I just couldn’t help myself this gif makes me laugh so hard. lol
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I really really really need your help you guys!
So basically, my home town is having a contest. Luckily, I’ve been chosen to be a participant in it. I’ve versed other people, and I’m in the final round now.
There’s still one more thing I have to do to become the winner in the competition. I have to post a cover of myself singing one of my favourite songs. The contestant with the most notes/plays wins and gets the opportunity to get signed with a record label and meet one of their favourite artists.
This is where you guys come in, you guys have to help me get the most notes and/or plays on this audio post and if I do get the most notes/plays I win. This can really help me, but without you guys I won’t be able to do it.
I have until the end of this week. Please help me out! Thank you!
- Cat
Why can’t I show the world that I love you?
Is it so wrong to feel so right about the person that you love?
Does it really matter what sexual orientation I have?
Does it really matter what race I am?
Does it really matter what my religion is?
Does it really matter that I don’t have a religion?
Does it really matter if I love a person?
Does it really matter that I am different?
…………………….Why can’t I show the world that I love you?
- normal people: boy/girl problems
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